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Bawdy Storytelling – Size Queen!

Posted on Jul 7, 2014 in Blog | 4 comments

Title: Bawdy Storytelling – Size Queen!
Location: Verdi Club – San Francisco
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Description: Wednesday, July 9th 2014
at the Verdi Club, 2424 Mariposa / San Francisco, CA
Remember: Doors at 7, Stories at 8

Performers include:
– Lesbian Werewolf & Girl Sex 101 Author Allison Moon
– More storytellers to come
– Music by Lucky Dave
– Bang-O! Sexy cocktails! Way way more!
– Giveaways & Prizes from Wet Lubricants

Size Queens (& Kings) have been around as long as there’s been something or someone sizable to lust after. Madeline Kahn didn’t sing “Sweet Mystery of Life” for nothing, people! What about you? Was your favorite TV show HBO’s ‘Hung’? Does every porno in your house starts with the word ‘Big’ (Umm…“Big WET Tits”? What’s that about?) Does the thought of a retro-fitted Large Hadron Collider (the “largest Fleshlight™ in the world!”) get you all riled up and ready for action? Then this month’s Bawdy is made JUST for you!

Bawdy Storytelling – your 9 pounds of smart in a 5 pound sack – presents an evening of tall (ooh, and girthy) tales from real world fans of the super-colossal. What mammoth ‘accents’ will they be referencing in their true personal narratives? We all know—or have heard about—someone who digs an immense penis, but let’s not forget those whose interests extend far beyond cock size – size queens who salivate at the flash of a MENSA membership card, rather than a massive package. Folks who want more love in their life, so they traveled the polyamory road. From prodigious posteriors to jumbo-sized jugs to capacious cerebellums (and maybe a monster schlong thrown in for good measure), our storytellers are living large, and not afraid to admit it.

Hey, we’re not dirty, we’re just big boned. Deal with it!

* Line-up subject to change
* No refunds or exchanges
* General Admission seating is limited. Doors open at 7 PM; we recommend you arrive by 7:15 for good seating
Start Time: 19:00
Date: 2014-07-09


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